Nothing but a miserable barrel of secrets?

This is a test, only a test, really.

Now I'm not into voodoo or hippy dippy gypsy magics, but marvel at the fact that I'm both a pilot AND a pirate.  It rhymes, it sounds similar, they even begin with the same letter, am I just the product of some transcendent cosmic convergence of legendary and awesome?

People think it's all romance and glory.  They don't realize that sometimes you have to tough out hordes of zombie warriors by hiding in an old apple barrel, while doling out advice to whippersnappers with flying monkeys.  It's a living!